Shipping policy

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another email notification when your order has shipped.

Local delivery.

Deliveries are made from 7-10 business days. We will contact you via text message with the phone number you provided at checkout to notify you on the day of our arrival.

International Shipping

We do not offer international shipping.

How do I check the status of my order?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available.

If you haven’t received your order within 3 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at howsyourasehole@gmail.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.

We will include a link for customers to track their order.